Jackson Free Press

From the producers of the Sci-Fi horror film "Very High Unemployment in America" ... This is a story about two women who escaped their wrong decisions. Martha was a rich, powerful, intelligent and popular celebrity who owned her own corporation. Bone-Qweesha was an aspiring hair stylist and on-the-scene reporter who worked three jobs just to make ends meet for herself and her son Junior. These women seemed to live productive lives until they made the wrong decisions.

Martha's decisions caused her to commit some very critical white-collar corporate faux-pas such as obstruction of justice, making false statements and perjury. Bone-Qweesha unknowingly aided a criminal act when she let her cousin Ray-Ray drive her raggedy car to a neo-soul concert in New Orleans and sell bootleg videos of "Hip-Hop Hunnies Gone Buck Wild."

Fate and a judge's ruling sent Martha and Bone-Qweesha to one of the toughest women's prisons in the country. They worked together as cooks in the prison mess hall. Instead of lamenting their lot in life, they meticulously collaborated on a mouth-watering, tasty dish that would help them escape. The warden, guard and female prisoners ate this dish and immediately fell asleep. During this meal-induced down time, Martha and Bone-Qweesha gracefully tippy-toed beyond the barb-wired gates and made history's greatest prison escape.

Funkee Finger and Mo'tel Williams/Other Brother productions present the most anticipated, blockbuster film of spring 2004: "The Smothered Pork Chop Dish Redemption," starring Martha Stewart and Bone-Qweesha Jones.

The question is: Can we escape our current reality?

Ken Stiggers is a television producer in Jackson and the host of the Lyric Lounge every Friday night at C's Deli. His short film, "Little Liza Jane" will be screened at this year's Crossroads Film Festival.