Jackson Free Press

Funkee Finger and Pookie Peterz Homeboy Hook-up Productions present M.C. Booty Cheeks' premiere hip-hop CD, "Their Eyes Are On The Ghetto: The Real Crack Epidemic." This controversial, socio-political CD features chart-topping hits like "Don't Drop Yo' Drawers," "Sumbuddy's Looking, Put Yo' Clean Underwear On" and the dance party favorite "Clubb Bootie N The DayTyme: Yo' Behind Is Exposed." Check it out!

This is a story about all those folk with their butts out, like the emperor who didn't know that he was tricked. A special shout goes out to MC George O., the man who coined the prophetic phrase "BIG BROTHA IS WATCHIN'!"

This phrase is the manifestation of a practice to control all humanity through the use of hidden surveillance cameras, cell phones and other monitoring devices. The ancestors were ahead of the times when they sang, "There's no hidin' place down here!"

From the shopping mall to the toilet seat, we expose our derrières like Kodak and Polaroid film. The world is one big dance clubb. And we boogie down without a care with the lights on like "Girls Gone Wild," flashing their breast nipples at video cameras, while crooks and thieves impose on our privacy and literally look up our bare behinds into our thoughts.

Isn't it a crime when we act out Plato's cave allegory and stay stuck on stupid? So in this New Age of News Speak, a new phrase is implanted in the mind. Strike a pose! Someone is taking your image at Clubb Bootie N The DayTyme!

Coming to a society near you.

Ken Stiggers is a television producer in Jackson.