Jackson Free Press

Has the election got you down? Join the "Financially Challenged" at the hippest and least expensive place in town, Clubb Chicken Wing. As food, gas and energy prices increase, the only thing you can afford at a club these days is a chicken-wing snack!

Wednesday is music therapy night as D.J. Ol' Skool Pete plays your favorites during G.A.M. (Ghetto Anger Management). This month our renowned Club Chicken Wing D.J. features P.E.T.E.S. (Post Election Trauma Electric Slide) Exercise System for those who are ticked off at the recent election outcome. Work out your frustrations while "gettin' yo' dance on" to grown folks' music. It's electric!

Come karaoke the night away every Thursday as contestants lip-sync to protest and message music. This week our karaoke songs are "Fight the Power" and "Wake Up Everybody."

And if you paid your gas and light bills, the party is on every Friday and Saturday night! Check out our Ghetto Game Room and Entertainment Lounge featuring a wide-screen plasma television with cable, computer with bootleg high-speed Internet access (courtesy of Lil' Pookie III), pool table and couch (courtesy of Rent Yo' Own).

Sundays, it's "The Wide Screen of Sports: Football and Beyond." Buffalo wings and assorted drinks are half price.

We're closed Mondays and Tuesdays because po' folk are broke at the beginning of the week.
Chill with the "peoples" at Clubb Chicken Wing, where the party is jumpin' and the grease is poppin'.

Ken Stiggers is a TV producer in Jackson and the co-host of Lyric Lounge Thursdays at Daiquiri World.