Jackson Free Press

Doctor S just noticed that Southern Miss is ranked 12th in The New York Times college football poll. Unfortunately, the computer program that ranks the teams was written by Jason Blair.
… News item: Northwest Rankin High School running back Jeremy Bibbs has been suspended from extracurricular activities — including football — due to a recent indictment for selling drugs. In response, the Mississippi High School Activities Association announced that, effective immediately, any football player charged with a felony will have to move to defense.
… After 33 years, Washington, D.C., got tired of waiting for major league baseball to return to the District. So they took the Montreal Expos instead.
… Comedian Bill Scheft reacting to President Bush's signing a bill whose aim is to put unethical sports agents out of business sez "the country can't afford to lose another 1 million jobs."
… This just in, LSU has scored another touchdown against Mississippi State.
… The Ole Miss football team hasn't lost its fighting spirit; it's just awaiting trial later this month.