Jackson Free Press

Electric Slide Foundation of America presents the 2004 Post Olympic Cha-Cha Slide/Steppin' Dance Competition and Voter Registration Drive for World Peace and Rent Money.

Mo'tel Williams, event producer and herbal viagra distributor, invites you to come see the action, athleticism and grace of these strong gold medal contenders: The J-Lo-Ettes' Salsa Dance and S.W.A.T. Police Team de Puerto Rico; Susie Wong's Incredible Tai Chi Therapy and Interpretive Dance Squad of Tai Won; The Ghetto-Fabulous Mystery Break Dancers Hip-Hop-Pop-N-Lock Dance Ensemble; The Straight Outta Iraq Arab Oil Drill Team, and The Where Are They Now Soul Train Dancers of 1987.

Also look out for these possible gold, silver and bronze medal winners: Wage Earners for Overtime Dance Troupe; The Unemployed Steppers of America, and The U.S. Olympic Basketball Team.

The dance competition will be held at the Electric Slide Hall-O-Fame Coliseum, Waycross, Ga. Tickets are $100. Financially challenged individuals may attend this event free if they present a WIC voucher, used food-stamp booklet, pre-paid phone card or supermarket coupon.

Attention sports fans! As the presidential election draws near, remember to register to vote at any of the voter-registration booths. Also, Mo'tel Williams and the Electric Slide Foundation thank the International Electoral Watchdogs for Fairness in America for their support.

Join Mo'tel as he utilizes the cha-cha slide and other line-dance styles to promote fair and friendly competition, unity and equality for world peace and rent money.

Ken Stiggers is a TV producer in Jackson.