Like, oh-my-god, DO I CARE?
Please tell me that they aren't going to court to fight about what some newspaper is printing about the state of their marriage?
Please, Dearest Spicey and Hottie, you do understand this will force the newspaper to TESTIFY into LEGAL RECORD what they believe is the loving state of your union? Because, I'm just not feeling your pain here. Seriously, get some self-esteem. Some very expensive and well-groomed self-esteem. You can afford it.
You're two of the best-looking people on the planet. Please, be happy in the sheer amounts of suicidal ideation you produce in others and stop clogging up the court system with this camel dung.
And, oh yeah...Posh, stop staring at him like you're about to rip his head off with your perfectly manicured nail and head-butt it into the nearest goal.
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That is david's country he can do what he wants to in it.
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- *SuperStar*
- Date
- 2005-10-19T10:03:46-06:00
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