I'm Boneqweesha Jones on the scene at Jo-Jo's Discount Dollar Store during his Scary Nation: Trick or Treat Halloween Costume Sale. He has an interesting selection of spooky/non-traditional costumes at discount prices.
Jo-Jo: "Right, Boneqweesha. I got the Scary Politicians Collection featuring Awnald 'Terminator X' Schwarzenegger and Jeb 'Hook-A-Brother-Up' Bush costumes. The Scary Celebrity collection features the Michael Jackson courtroom pajamas with glow-in-the-dark bedroom slippers. And this costume is very safe for the kids."
Boneqweesha: "Bruh Jo-Jo, what do you have for the person who wants the mysterious or controversial look?"
Jo-Jo: "The answer is: The Colin Powell On-The-Down-Low Mystery costume—if you can find it in the store. How about the Ray Nagin Say-It-Loud Emergency Evacuation costume set, complete with bullhorn, rescue vehicles, and assistance from federal, state and local government? But the most popular item is the Kanye West Is Still Angry at G.W. Bush costume set, script and teleprompter not included."
Boneqweesha: "Finally, what costumes do you have for the fashion conscious?"
Jo-Jo: "I'm glad you asked! I have in stock the Condoleeza Rice Three Piece Outfit for World Peace costume set with designer shoes and the Dick Cheney Six-Million Dollar Man Cyborg costume with complimentary knee brace, batteries are included."
Boneqweesha: "Well folks, Jo-Jo's Discount Dollar Store has made a statement in 2005 with the Scary Nation: Trick or Treat Halloween costume sale. Remember: At Jo-Jo's, everything is a dollar. Come see him!"
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