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Later Guys, I'm Moving to Tamriel

Alright, I've had it with this stupid place. You can't steal silverware and weaponry and sell it at a local store, gates to hell that have to be closed to protect the very fabric of reality never open and get this, shooting superheated balls of fire at small woodland creatures? Banned.

I've had just about enough of Earth's crappy rules, so I'm packing up my stuff and moving to Cyrodiil, in Tamriel. Want to come visit me sometime? Pick up a copy of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I'll be the guy with the big-ass sword.

...Well, one of them at least.

Previous Comments

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105690
Comment

Good bye Nick let me know how it really is there I might join you. sick and tired of all this gun crap and Melton crap.

Author
jada
Date
2006-04-08T12:43:03-06:00

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