Miss Doodle-Mae: "Greetings Jo-Jo's Discount Dollar Store customers! I'm your friendly cashier and security guard reminding financially challenged citizens about the Jo-Jo's Back-to-School Daze Sale Bonanza!
"Parents, I know the dog days of summer in America have made you want to holler and throw up both your hands in sheer frustration. Recreation costs too much. Gasoline prices are astronomical. Junk food is cheap. Health food is unaffordable. North Korea tried to launch their raggedy hoopty missiles. The U.S. launched its hoopty space shuttle. Israel and Lebanon started "getting it on" like a 1967 gunfight at the Suez Canal. Seems in 2006, no more Level 5 hurricanes are headed toward America's Gulf Coasts?
Heard they might hit the East Coast.
"I remember the Temptations singing:
"Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors,
"Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills,
"Hippies moving to the hills.
"People all over the world are shouting, 'End the war . . .'
"And the band played on. Great GoogaMooga, can't you hear me talking to you. I'm saying, 'Ball of confusion!' That's what the world is today!
"Oops, I was ranting. Please excuse me.
"Anyway, come check out a plethora of great back-to-school bargains at Jo-Jo's. This is Miss Doodle-Mae, your friendly cashier and security guard, saying, 'Happy Shopping!'
"Folks, there is a disturbance in aisle three. A drunk nudist has misinterpreted one of our store window signs that says, "Clothes half off at Jo-Jo's."
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“Folks, there is a disturbance in aisle three. A drunk nudist has misinterpreted one of our store window signs that says, “Clothes half off at Jo-Jo’s.” I'm guessing that he had off the wrong half. :-)
- Author
- LatashaWillis
- Date
- 2006-08-10T22:30:38-06:00
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