Jackson Free Press

Pookie Peterz: "Greetings members of the Ghetto Science Team Business and Economic Association! The lack of money has quenched the desires of broken, busted and disgusted individuals who sit and daydream on front porches. Fellow entrepreneurs, it's time to break the cycles of poverty and complacency.

"I want to share with you a plan which could improve community living standards, renew a sense of personal dignity through increased employment, and encourage ghetto citizens to become productive, independent and happy.

"Big Roscoe, owner of Clubb Chicken Wing, and I propose the development of the Clubb Chicken Wing Ghetto Mall Complex. The Ghetto Mall Complex will serve as a convenient, multi-functional area for consumers who can't afford $30 to drive to Wal-Mart.

"Imagine grocery, clothing and hardware stores within walking distance, via the Clubb Chicken Wing Express Walkway, courtesy of the Ghetto Science Team's civil engineering and construction division.

"Bruh. Sylvester, renowned Missing-Toe artist, says, 'The Ghetto Mall Complex might just revive the essence of Tulsa, Okla.'s Black Wall Street without the race riot.'"

"Big Roscoe's grandmomma's front porch and 40 acres of property—across from Clubb Chicken Wing—will provide sufficient space for community vendors like Brutha Hustle and his mobile bill-payment center and Juicy-Juice-on-ice lounge.

"Do you want your dreams to become reality? If so, consider the Clubb Chicken Wing Ghetto Mall Complex as the future of alternative living for the disenfranchised."