Jackson Free Press

Mr. Announcement: "This episode of 'All God's Churn Got Shoes,' features the directorial debut of 'Little Baby Sista X' and Kunta 'Rahsheed X,' Toby's sister.

"Today's story takes place somewhere in the Deep South, inside the break room of a Y'all Mart store. One of three employees reads out loud a line from a local newspaper: 'Recent opinion polls identify Obama as the second most popular choice among Democratic voters for their party's nomination in the next presidential election, after Bill Clinton's wife. A lively political discussion follows."

Employee No. 1: "This Oh-Bam-Mah fellow really sounds like a man for the people."

Employee No. 2: "He seems to have a good soundin' southern name, like Al-O-Bama."

Mr. Announcement: "Meanwhile, Lil Sista Church Hat, a new Y'all Mart employee, stands outside the break room, eavesdropping on the discussion."

Third-Shift Supervisor: "Yeah, O'Bama ... an Irish prefix mixed with the nickname of the state between Mississippi and Georgia. Regardless, the fellow's name has a smooth southern twang."

Employee No. 2: "I'd surely like to see a good picture of this Obama fellow."

Mr. Announcement: "Immediately, Lil Sista Church Hat walks into the break room and hands employee No. 1 a U.S.A. The Other Week newspaper, showing a big color picture of Barak Obama."

Lil Sista Church Hat (Sarcastically): "Here's your man."

Employee No. 1: Looks like Obama's been goin' to the tannin' salon a little too much. He should be careful, or he'll lose some votes."

Mr. Announcement: "This has been another episode of 'All God's Churn Got Shoes.'"

Previous Comments

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74215

Comment

This is high-larious even if I can't spell the word? I'll consider supporting him over Hillary. I'm still waiting to find out exactly who and what Hillary really is despite all my talk in her defense. I wish her the best though, and if not Obama, so far, then Hillary. I'm open to the rest of them, too.

Author

Ray Carter

Date

2006-12-20T17:07:41-06:00

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74216

Comment

Employee No. 1: Looks like Obama’s been goin’ to the tannin’ salon a little too much. He should be careful, or he’ll lose some votes.” LOL! That's insane!

Author

LatashaWillis

Date

2006-12-22T00:20:03-06:00

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74217

Comment

Ken, you gotta do something on the Godfather, James "Mr. Dynamite" Brown.

Author

Ray Carter

Date

2006-12-27T12:43:12-06:00

ID

74218

Comment

Ray, Look for something on Soul Brother Number One next week.

Author

Stiggers

Date

2006-12-27T14:40:12-06:00