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Ali wants in the NSA

In my ongoing quest to find gainful employment, I stumbled upon a listing on the "Career Builder" website which answers lots of questions regarding where the NSA gets their intelligence officers. Look at this

I totally don't speak Farsi...or really any other language (other than "redneck") that is distinguishable from the bad English I use most days. But, I definitely think it would be uber cool to listen in on people's phone conversations.

KNOL, DO YOU HEAR ME????

Do you guys think they would hire me?

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