I found this AP piece online.
Beyond the fact that its amazing this kid is alive, and the entire story is just sad and sordid, the AP writer's sense of humor has GOT to be kickin'.
The entire article is worth reading if only for the "list" of the accused attempted murderer's professions.
Check the coolness, people
Shelton was a driver's ed teacher by day in tiny Freeburg, Illinois, and a pro-wrestler and country line dancer by night, authorities said.
Those are like the coolest jobs ever.
Pro-wrestler and country line dancer by night? Thank. You. Jesus.
I imagine all the stress invovled in the high profile professions of "Nightime Pro-Wrestler/Country Line Dancer" could really drive you to murder.
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