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Boneqweesha Jones: "I'm back on the scene, like detectives on 'Law and Order,' with the low-down on the Internet scandal in D.C. This segment of the 'Boneqweesha Live News Hour' is titled: 'Oh, no, they didn't: Touching Moments in American Politics.'

"I'm at the news desk with former President Bill Clinton, the man who uttered the infamous statement: 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman. …' Brother Clinton, what's on your mind about the congressman making booty calls on the Internet?"

Bill Clinton: "'Qweesha, a few statements come to mind. You want to hear them?"

Boneqweesha Jones: "Share your innermost thoughts. Be honest, Bill."

Bill Clinton: "I have a lot to say about the current scandal; however, these are my top five statements:

"Number five: 'You reap what you sow.'

"Number four: 'What goes around, comes around.'

"Number three: 'For every action, there is a reaction.'

"Number two: 'What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.'

"And my number one statement is: 'If you dig a ditch, you better dig two. …"

Boneqweesha Jones: "Oh, no, he didn't! The former president did a 'Late Night with David Letterman' move!"

Bill Clinton: "Yeah, 'Qweesha! I broke it down like a hoopty in a junk yard!"

Boneqweesha Jones: "Be humble, brother Bill! Add two more statements to your list: 'If you live in a glass house, don't throw any stones.' And, 'Two wrongs don't make a right.' Boneqweesha on the scene reporting."

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73690

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“And my number one statement is: ‘If you dig a ditch, you better dig two. …” Never heard that saying before. Better put that one in my back pocket.

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LatashaWillis

Date

2006-10-12T23:02:11-06:00