Lil' Momma Roscoe: "Since the Y2K scare, corporations, media and government have waged scare campaigns on the poor and helpless. These entities use buzz words and/or phrases like terrorism, global warming, mad cow disease, West Nile Virus, sexual enhancement medicine, contaminated spinach, etc., to spook folk into frenzied spending habits.
"The combination of stress and fear in the workplace have turned healthy individuals into diabetics and heart patients. Worried family members of American soldiers are spooked about their loved ones possibly not returning home from the 'War on Terror.' And what about those Korean nuclear tests? So as Halloween approaches, I want to say: 'I'M SO TIRED OF BEING SPOOKED!'
"This Halloween, come join Big Roscoe at Clubb Chicken Wing for a positive experience called the 'We Will Not Be Spooked Costume Party and Disco.' Old Skool Pete is your MC and DJ. The Sausage Sandwich Sisters and the New Millennium Electric Slide Band will provide live musical entertainment. Brother Hustle will serve bottles and bottles of Juicy-Juice on Ice at the B.Y.O.D. (Bring Your Own Drink) bar. And Big Roscoe will fry plenty of those tasty 'Club Chicken Wings.'
"Warning: Anyone caught wearing costumes depicting evil beings such as the devil, Dracula, grim reaper, etc., will be rebuked and subsequently beaten down by the Church Hat sisters. They don't play that! And those 5-pound church purses they use are lethal weapons that hurt. Remember: Be positive, be safe."
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“Warning: Anyone caught wearing costumes depicting evil beings such as the devil, Dracula, grim reaper, etc., will be rebuked and subsequently beaten down by the Church Hat sisters. They don’t play that! And those 5-pound church purses they use are lethal weapons that hurt. Remember: Be positive, be safe.” Man, why must they be so brutal? Can't that have a carnival or a Holyween or something? Those sisters are full of something, and it ain't zeal. :-P
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- LatashaWillis
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- 2006-10-25T19:06:45-06:00
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