Jackson Free Press

Momma Church Hat: "You're watching 'Dateline TV: Ghetto Science Team Neighborhood Watch Edition.' I'm reporting live from the front porch of Aunt Tee Tee Hustle. For two weeks, neighbors and close friends have witnessed some very unusual activity at her house. Since this afternoon, the GSTV camera crew (also part-time surveillance detectives from the 'Cheaters' reality television show) and I have been monitoring the strange activity from across the street with our consumer-brand digital camcorder and parabolic microphone.

"All afternoon and into the wee hours of the night, a steady flow of men, women, senior citizens, young adults and teenagers enter and exit Aunt Tee Tee's home. Concerned neighbors suspect criminal activity.

"Brother Hustle, Aunt Tee Tee's nephew, approaches the front porch. Brother Hustle, what's really going on with Aunt Tee Tee? Is she dealing drugs and pimping women?"

Brother Hustle: "No, Momma Church Hat. You know she earned her certificate in computer technology. She built, repaired and networked five computers to help folk access the Internet. From noon to midnight, folk visit Aunt Tee Tee's house to increase their knowledge base, find better jobs and take online classes in G.E.D., cosmetology, business management, paralegal, medical technology, etc."

Momma Church Hat: "Praise the Lord! I see nothing wrong with dealing knowledge and pimping success. Tune in next time on Dateline TV when I investigate and rebuke Bruh Sylvester and his new wave of controversial artwork titled 'Breast-N-Plants.'"

Previous Comments

ID

74311

Comment

hey, go Aunt Tee Tee you are doing it right - don't let the haters get ya down

Author

Izzy

Date

2007-01-25T11:36:03-06:00