Jackson Free Press

Bonqweesha Jones: "People in today's society enjoy looking at other people's misery, mistakes and foibles. Viewers of those police reality shows love the action and excitement of the pursuit, i.e. the nappy-headed black guy being chased and wrestled down to the ground."

Big Roscoe: "How about the scene where the redneck is caught on tape buying drugs for his special half-dressed lady of the evening? I wonder if viewers ask what caused that senior citizen to lead police on a low-speed chase through a sick-zone section of a quiet neighborhood."

Boneqweesha Jones: "And our e-mail contains viral videos of big Shaniqua beating down her ex-boyfriend on the front porch. This vicarious and voyeuristic trend inspired Ghetto Science Team Productions to produce a new TV series for our obsessive viewers: 'The Ghetto's Most Craziest Lookin' People Caught on Videotape.'"

Big Roscoe: "We saved the craziest sight for our closing segment titled 'Oh No, They Really Didn't: Poor Folk Gone Wild.'"

Boneqweesha Jones: "Big Roscoe commissioned Aunt Tee Tee to rig a surveillance camera above the entrance of a popular nightclub."

Big Roscoe: "The Clubb Chicken Wing Cam caught one brother riding a go-cart at 10 mph on a busy street in the daytime. That evening, the surveillance cam caught that same brother driving a hoopty in reverse toward the Funky Ghetto Mall."

Bonqweesha Jones: "Oh no, he didn't!"

Big Roscoe: "Oh yes, he did!"