Jackson Free Press

Mr. Announcement: "Gasoline climbs to $3 per gallon. American soldiers remain in limbo and at war. Frustrated males go on shooting rampages. The chemical called melamine contaminates our food supply of pork, chicken and fish. Amidst all of this uncertainty, American consumers still make routine midday pilgrimages to fast-food restaurants.

"On this episode of 'All Gods Churn Got Shoes,' viewers will witness the busy activity of Crunchie Burga World. Upon entry of the fast-food venue, Miss Wanda, four-time employee of the month, greets each customer with 'Welcome to Crunchie Burga World.' The lobby area is packed with indecisive customers attempting to order their lunchtime meal. And the action behind the counter is 'crazy' frantic. Let's go to register four to observe one customer's order."

Female Cashier: "May I take your order?" (The cashier really needs to use the bathroom.)

Indecisive Customer: "Uh, let me see. I need a minute to decide."

(A full-bladder Female Cashier says to herself: "I should have taken my wee-wee break!")

Indecisive Customer: "Uh, I'll have your number six Double Meat Crunchie Burga on a Blackened Sesame Seed Bun Value Meal. Hold the Mystery Crunchie Onion Sauce. Super Crunchie Size the fries, and I'll have the sugar-free Crunchie Island Punch—light on the ice."

Female Cashier (dancing anxiously with bulging eyes): "Anything else?"

Indecisive Customer: "Uh, that's it." (Pays the cashier)

Female Cashier bolts to the bathroom, saying: "Thanks for making your world a Crunchie Burga World. … Thank you, Jesus!"

Previous Comments

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74918

Comment

Female Cashier bolts to the bathroom, saying: “Thanks for making your world a Crunchie Burga World. … Thank you, Jesus!” What is it about relieving yourself that makes you wanna shout? :-P

Author

LatashaWillis

Date

2007-05-16T20:28:35-06:00

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74919

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lol @ LW. The Female Cashier represents all of us who are--sometimes--too polite and tolerant. There comes a time when we cannot hold it in any more, and, therefore, we must let it go.

Author

Stiggers

Date

2007-05-18T13:38:57-06:00

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74920

Comment

I know what you mean. I'm the Queen of Tolerance. Still working on that one. :-)

Author

LatashaWillis

Date

2007-05-18T14:23:11-06:00