Jackson Free Press

Taaqweema Jenkins: "This is a Ghetto Science Team Television Network pre-Memorial Day news flash. In the wake of the gas price increase, The Sausage Sandwich Sisters (International Electric Slide Ambassadors for World Peace and Rent Money) will have a Memorial Day Electric Slide Protest Rally for World Peace and Gas Money. Here to speak on behalf of the Sausage Sandwich Sisters is Mo'tel Williams, super producer and board member of the Hair Did University Cold Wave, Pomade and Jheri Curl Council."

Mo'tel Williams: "The Sistas and I are fed up with this three dollar per gallon foolishness! I cancelled 10 national Electric Slide tours because of increasing plane fares and rental van packages.

"But I do know that Bubba Q. Citizen and Pookie D. Public will have to spend their weekend beer and grocery money on gas just to drive their hoopties to work. And you might as well close down the parks and recreation areas because poor folk cannot take road trips. But I really feel sorry for the kids, because the ice cream truck will run out of gas, for sure. And of course, rich folk will take to the highways while the poor folk will be out of the way, stuck like chuck on the front porch. On this Memorial Day weekend, join me and the Sausage Sandwich Sisters in an Electric Slide Protest for World Peace and Gas Money. Bring your protest signs, get in a line and dance until those high gas prices dip!"