Jackson Free Press

Brotha Hustle: "Get ready! Get ready! Get ready for the Hustle Summer '08 Educational Enrichment Series. Classes will be held at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex.

"Did you see Barack and Michelle Obama give each other the pound gesture after winning the Democratic presidential nomination? Aunt Tee Tee and I truly connected with the way they celebrated a great and historical accomplishment.

"I asked Aunt Tee Tee, 'What can we do to develop the spirit of accomplishment amongst disenfranchised individuals in the ghetto?' Suddenly, our keen minds came up with a great idea: free voter education classes for disenfranchised people. Aunt Tee Tee will teach registered and potential voters how to vote on that new touch screen voting machine."

Aunt Tee Tee: "Oh, yeah! Show me a schematic diagram of the voting machine, and watch me work. I can rebuild a touch screen voting machine to be used for training purposes."

Brotha Hustle: "Also, the free voter education classes will provide easy to understand voting rights seminars, taught by trained Ghetto Science Team professionals, to help disenfranchised voters become well informed."

Aunt Tee Tee: "You believe we can work it out, Brotha Hustle?"

Brotha Hustle: "Oh, yes we can—as long as the people stay encouraged and motivated to accomplish an historical feat! People, get ready and attend the Hustle Summer '08 Voter Education Class for Disenfranchised People at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex.

"Be there or be disenfranchised! Give me the 'pound, Aunt Tee Tee!