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Boneqweesha Jones: "Welcome to Ghetto Science Television's special report titled 'What's Up with Operation White Backlash?'"

"The people have elected a new president who has encountered opposition—seems like—from all four corners of this country. Blue Dawgs ambush from the left. Birthers charge from the right. Misinformation and fear attack from the bottom and top.

"Whooo Whee! The O.W.B. organization appears to be very busy doing its work against change we can believe in. Don't fret, common people. Together we shall overcome in this sea of anger and spite. The objective in this war of ideas is to endure persecution and prosecution. Like Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions sang:

"'Now look-a look (look-a look) A-look-a yonder. What's that I see? A great big stone wall stands there ahead of me. But, I've got my pride, and I'll move on aside. And keep on pushin'.'

"Hallelujah, hallelujah! Whoops! I must curb my enthusiasm. I'm just staying positive. Before I close this special report, I'll allow Kunta 'Rahsheed X' Toby, ghetto documentary filmmaker, share with the viewing audience about his new film titled 'Van Jones, Obama and Me.' Tell the people what they need to know!"

Kunta "Rahsheed X" Toby: "Qweesha, this movie is about survival in the rough world of public policy. It's about the people who have everything versus those people who have nothing to lose but their chains of apathy and oppression. It's about a green jobs czar who lost his job, courtesy of the backlash blues."

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152024

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Love this, Ken, especially the title. I hope you're enjoying living in heaven, Atlanta. Watch out for Zell Miller over there. He's still mad. In fact, it fair to say, he's really mad now!

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Walt

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2009-09-17T17:03:02-06:00