Jackson Free Press

Qweem-O-Wheat: "It looks like a lot of people will have a merry Christmas and survive the New Year. Why? Because the left-wing Democrats and right-wing Republicans of the good ship ‘Bi-Partisan' agreed to appease the rich and accommodate the broke and unemployed by extending the Bush tax cuts and unemployment insurance. Also, those who are fortunate enough to have a job will benefit from a one-year payroll-tax cut.

"Meanwhile, the defeat of the DREAM (Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors) act has become a nightmare for undocumented immigrant workers who were brought to the United States as children. And the finance pimps are back on the foreclosure scene taking back their homes for the holidays.

"What happened to the motto ‘good will to all people'? Good will must be frozen solid in the deep, dark corners of many hearts.

"It's time for the Qweem-O-Wheat Food Bank Foundation to link with the Ghetto Science Community Service Team and establish the ‘Qweem-O-Wheat Christmas Safety Net for Folks Who Cannot Make It Through the Tax Cuts.' The ‘Christmas Safety Net' is a warm gesture during cold times. It's genuine bi-partisanship with a special interest in helping people.

"During the Christmas holiday season, I, Bubba Robinski and Brother Hustle will warm the hearts and souls of the financially challenged community, senior citizens and the unemployed by feeding them hot, ‘qweemy' and ‘deewishous' breakfasts daily.

"Your safety net is here. Look for our Qweem-O-Wheat Kitchen and Social Service Mobile."