Jackson Free Press

Boneqweesha Jones: "Live from the new Hair Did University television studio, it's time for 'Qweesha Live: 2010 Edition.'

"Just like the corporations used stimulus bailout money to stay in business and extract more dollars from the poor, Hair Did University School of Cosmetology and Vocational Studies used its stimulus grant to build a television production facility. The objective of our television studio is to provide HDU students inexpensive, extensive and thorough training in electronic media production. All broadcasts from the HDU studio are transmitted via satellite to the Ghetto Science Public Television Facility. From now on, ghetto citizens will use their own resources to communicate to the people.

"Chef Fat Meat is here to give a brief summary of the Ghetto Food Venders and Suppliers Association conference, held at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multipurpose Complex."

Chef Fat Meat: "Greetings, viewers! When the government was forced to regulate the greed of some within the corporate sector, many small business owners, vendors and suppliers received a vicious whack of 'no more loan' retaliation from their financiers. My fellow associates and I witnessed many small, well-established businesses sink in the quick sand of a recessive economy. But how did the Ghetto Food Vendors and Suppliers survive this recession and the corporate backlash? We endured because we gave the poor and middle class people what they wanted: plenty of food and a place to eat."

Boneqweesha Jones: "That's absolutely right. And like the O'Jays sang, 'You've got to give the people what they want!'"