Jackson Free Press

Mr. Announcement: "G-SPAN presents live coverage of the Ghetto Science Community Health Care Reform Clinic grand opening. The clinic is the newest addition to the Club Chicken

Wing Multi-Purpose Complex. Congressman Smokey ‘Robinson' McBride organized this event anticipating passage of the health-care reform bill."

Smokey "Robinson" McBride: "Ghetto Science Community members: As far as I'm concerned, history has been made. You've witnessed the struggle. You saw how the ‘Kill the Bill' demonstrators used fear, intimidation and humiliation tactics against the Ghettocratic Congress. We endured a lot of cussin', fussin, moanin' and complanin' that day. The angry crowds surrounded us and called us everything but a child of God. We also heard a whole lot of N-words and F-words, if you know what I mean. A large, wet ball of spit flew past my eyes and landed in the ear hole of a fellow congressman. Eww—that was just too nasty!

"An elder congressman had a flashback to 1957, when nine black students integrated a school in Little Rock, Ark. Suddenly, he started singing ‘Oooooh Freedom!' Another elder congresswoman saw some folk openly carrying weapons. She said: ‘This moment feels like Bloody Sunday all over again!'

"Nevertheless, we marched up the steps, entered the capitol and passed a health-care reform bill.

"Now it's time for the least of you to exercise your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of healthiness and happiness. I proudly present to you the Ghetto Science Community Health Care Reform Clinic."