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Ross Perot + Dr. Evil = Rand Paul?

Not since Sarah Palin have we encountered such a breath of fresh stupidity.

Apparently while trying to explain away his problems* with the Civil Rights Act on ABC's Good Morning America, Rand Paul -- newly minted "tea-party" GOP candidate for Senate from the great state of Kentucky (shout-out to Texas for somehow convincing him to not live there) -- called President Obama "un-American" for his criticism of BP's handling of the Gulf Oil spill.

"What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of, 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP,'" Paul said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America." "I think that sounds really un-American in his criticism of business."

Putting aside for a moment the fact that BP stands for British Petroleum (meaning criticism of the company might better be labelled "un-English"), we're still left with the pressing question: "WTF?"

Or, as the late**, great John McEnroe would have put it: "You. Cannot. Be. Serious!"

Later in the interview, Mr. Paul equates the overreaction to the BP Oil Spill with the overreaction earlier in the year to a coal mine disaster that left two people dead in Kentucky.

"We had a mining accident that was very tragic. ... Then we come in and it's always someone's fault. Maybe sometimes accidents happen," he said.

11 people died in the BP explosion, the aftermath is an environmental nightmare, it seems there's a history of shoddy safety on the part of the company... and Rand Paul is concerned that the administration might upset corpoate BP's poor wittle feewings as a business?

Not much surprises me from the GOP these days, but are you sh**ting me, Rand?

And there we have it folks -- the soul of the tea-party movement, from his lips to God's ears -- literally putting corporate profits ahead of people. (As long as the "people" are not the individual Objectivist egos in question.)

This is your movement, my tea-party friends.

Here is your leader.

(*Paul apparently believes that the Civil Rights Act is an unwelcome intrusion on businesses as it forces desegregation even in privately owned establishments that serve the public. **John McEnroe is not dead.)

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