BoneQweesha Jones: "Greetings, Hair Did University students and faculty. I scheduled this special assembly to remind you to go to the polls and vote. I know some of you are very discouraged and frustrated and confused about the government and society.
"My purpose today is to encourage you all to fulfill your dreams to become successful entrepreneurs and well-trained professionals. Don't allow the misfortunes of Juan Williams and Rick Sanchez break your spirit. And don't let the drama between Clarence Thomas' wife and Anita Hill distract you from accomplishing your goals. Now is the time to be a critical thinker. Remember the positive things that brought you to this point: unity, perseverance, diligence, intelligence and patience.
"No matter what happens, remember to remain poised and continue to move forward in life, just like my former student who almost lost her favorite wig after church service. An usher opened the front door of the church, and a strong wind blew her wig off; she spent 10 minutes chasing her wig down the church hallway. Although she endured a challenging moment, she faced it with class and dignity.
"The moral of the story is: Even though the winds of change may blow your wig off course, you can chase it down and put it back on your head. In other words: Keep your head up and your wig on. And don't let gusts of apathy, fear, bigotry, intimidation and hatred stop you from voting.
"Now, back to your regularly scheduled classes."