Jackson Free Press

BoneQweesha Jones: "As president of Hair-Did University, I'm sick and tired of the programmed news of honey-coated lies from the mean machine. I'm talking about these ambitious politicians, greedy corporate CEOs, Donald Trump, the Gang of Six, etc., running the same game with another name. They benefit by stealing your time and hard-earned money, using the latest tricks to get rich quick from nonsense at your mind's expense. By the way, I just channeled lyrics from the 'Last Poets,' a group of poets and musicians from the American Civil Rights Movement.

"It's time for the people to escape the slave plantation of this capitalistic nation and become self-sufficient. It's time to use our talents, skills and abilities to help ourselves. Hair-Did University is here to create and develop an independent Ghetto Science community.

"I've recruited Grandma and Grandpa Pookie to teach continuing-education classes in gardening and agriculture. Students will learn how to grow food, maintain livestock and conduct agri-business. This will end the Ghetto Science Community's dependence on genetically modified foods and other products. I've also appointed Brother Hustle to start the Compensatory Investment Request Technical Institute. Brother Hustle will train students to acquire funding (using Compensatory Investment Request techniques and methods, aka begging) for our new Ghetto-Caid Health-Care Program and other independent projects.

"Since the government and wealthy 1 percent won't help us, we must open the doors and help ourselves. The Ghetto Science Community can escape the foolishness of the mean machine."