Boneqweesha Jones: "Live from the Funky Ghetto Mall is the Ghetto Science Community Annual Holiday Parade, brought to you by Ghetto Science Team Public Television. With me is co-host, D.J. 'Loose Booty' McBride of the 'Loose Booty's Old School Funk Revue' on Ghetto Science Radio."
D. J. 'Loose Booty' McBride: "Thank you, 'Qweesha, for allowing me to be a part of this event for the Ghetto Science community. The theme for this year's parade is 'From Stimulation to Occupation.'"
Boneqweesha Jones: "Break that theme down for the viewers, please."
D. J. 'Loose Booty' McBride: "Negative stimulation from stubborn politicians, callus corporations and fear-generating media organizations have caused the angry masses (aka the 99 percent) to start nationwide protests and occupation of Wall Street."
Boneqweesha Jones: "And all of this craziness is happening during the year 2011 'Great Recession.' The first holiday parade float is from the Hustle/McBride Family Foundation. Both families are the backbone of the Ghetto Science Community."
D. J. 'Loose Booty' McBride: "The next float is a great collaboration between the popular businesses and institutions of the Ghetto Science community. The float features Jojo's Discount Dollar Store, Pork-N-Piggly Supermarket, Rev. Cletus Car Sales Church, Clubb Chicken Wing and the Vegetarian Church, International."
Boneqweesha Jones: "This last float is new to the holiday parade. It's the Occupy Operation Corporate Backlash with Scooby 'Angry Black Man' Rastus, Tipsy Lee the wino, protesters from Occupy Operation Corporate Backlash movement and members of the 'New Poor' (aka the Middle Class)."