Jackson Free Press

Big Roscoe: "A lot of you thought that Momma Roscoe and I would coordinate an event celebrating the killing and death of a terrorist. We decided not to celebrate. Instead, Momma Roscoe and I reflected on Rev. Cletus' Sunday sermon when he quoted this verse from the Bible: 'So never worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.'

"We agree with Rev. Cletus. It's a new day and a new set of troubles—like the price of gas, unemployment, health care, etc.

"Yes, we understand the significance of the recent event. However, Momma Roscoe suggested that we do our best to celebrate life by celebrating the mommas on Mommas' Day. Therefore, the Clubb Chicken Wing staff, Momma Roscoe and I have planned a different celebration scheduled for Sunday.

"The Ghetto Science Community and friends are invited to attend the Mommas' Day Celebration Buffet and Disco at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Center. If you cannot afford to take your momma, family and friends to an expensive, swanky restaurant, you're welcome to come and enjoy the free food and good fun at the Mommas' Day Celebration Buffet and Disco. Also, look out for a special guest performance by the Sausage Sandwich Sisters, Electric Slide Ambassadors for World Peace and Rent Money.

"Funding for this event is provided by the Let Me Hold Five Dollars National Bank, Pork-N-Piggly Supermarket, Crunchie Burga World, and the Anonymous and Benevolent Token Caucasian Foundation of America Inc.