Jackson Free Press

D.J. Larry "Loose Booty" McBride: "Are you tired of hearing the news about the politician who allegedly violated four women? Are you disgusted with the other politician who forgot the name of the third government agency during the recent presidential candidate debate? I know the news about the football coach and child sex scandal at that university in Pennsylvania just makes you sick.

"Don't let the bad, sad and terrible news mess with your mood. Come on down to Clubb Chicken Wing's 'Mid-Week After Hours Job Fair, Networking Session and Disco' and do the 'loose booty' with me and the Unemployed Dee Jays. We'll spin your favorite old school tunes to help you get rid of the blues.

"Big Roscoe's momma will have plenty of free hot wings ready for the happy hour. Brother Hustle will keep the libations flowing at the new 'Grown Folks Juicy Juice Bar.' Network with potential employers and consult with resume-writing specialists from Hair Did University School of Cosmetology and Cootie Creek County Community College.

"Back by popular demand is the Battle of the Unemployed Old School Dee Jays, featuring D.J. Itch Gotta Scratch versus Old School Pete. The Sausage Sandwich Sisters will conduct the Ghetto Science Community electric-slide line dance to the music of Sly and the Family Stone's 'Loose Booty.' Spend some time away from commercial, corporate-sponsored media constantly feeding you with nonsense at your mind's expense. Come shake that loose booty. Let it go."