Jackson Free Press

Chef Fat Meat: "Cream-O-Wheat Man, Brother Hustle, Bubba Robinski, Ernest 'Monday Night Football Head' Walker, Rev. Vegan and I had an important meeting at the Vegetarian Church, International. We discovered some shocking information about hunger in America. According to the world Hunger Education Service, 17.2 million households or 14.5 percent (approximately one in seven) were hungry, the highest number ever recorded in the United States. Also, in 1 percent of households with children, one or more of the children experienced a whole lot of hunger in which meals were irregular and food intake was below levels considered adequate by caregivers. And for the unemployed, the saying 'If you don't work, you don't eat' is now a stark reality.

"Therefore, we the Ghetto Science Team Hunger Task Force won't stand by and watch the poor and middle classes starve. The Cream-O-Wheat Food Bank Foundation and Bubba Robinski's Feed Our Famished Families Coalition will combine forces to provide hot bowls of Cream-O-Wheat and hearty Soy Protein Imitation Sausage Biscuit Sandwiches for children, seniors and adults. Brother Hustle will use his mobile food service and 'Juicy Juice on Ice' truck to offer lunch treats and refreshing drinks for the hungry masses. Also, Rev. Vegan and I will team up at the Vegetarian Church's soup kitchen to feed the people vegetable soup and 'Fat Meat' sandwiches during 'Chef Fat Meat's Double Dip Recession Supper.'

"So, if you're affected by the recession, come and break bread with your friends from the Ghetto Science Team Hunger Task Force."