Jackson Free Press

Brother Hustle: "I want to use these remaining days of Women's History Month to honor Aunt Tee Tee Hustle and her Sequestration Survival and Affordable Technology Initiative. Currently, Aunt Tee Tee is dedicating her information-technology skills to empowering and inspiring financially challenged individuals. Also, she is about to make ghetto science community history with a resourceful innovation of cell phone and smartphone technology.

"Ghetto Science Community, I am proud to announce Aunt Tee Tee Hustle's Affordable, Refurbished Ghetto Ring Tone Cell Phones and Smartphones program. Aunt Tee Tee and her staff of ghetto telecommunications-technology specialists have spent countless hours repairing and refurbishing hundreds of busted, older-model cell phones to give away free.

"With a limited supply of free refurbished ghetto ring-tone cell phones and smartphones, representatives from my Compensatory Investment Request Support Group will set up booths in various parts of the ghetto-science community. If you need an affordable ghetto ring tone phone plan, Aunt Tee Tee will offer basic pay-as-you-go 4G talk, text and web-surf sequestration survival plans. See representatives for details and prices.

"Each refurbished ghetto ring-tone cell phone and smartphone will have various musical, ghetto-themed ring tones, such as Donny Hathaway's 'The Ghetto,' the Spinners' 'Ghetto Child,' Courtney Pine's 'Children of the Ghetto,' and Elvis Presley's 'In The Ghetto.'

"Aunt Tee Tee invites the Ghetto Science Community to celebrate Women's History Month by chatting with a friend using an affordable, refurbished ghetto ring-tone phone--created by a woman."