Jackson Free Press

It may seem needless to say that movies do not accurately portray college life but, sometimes, it needs to be repeated. There will be parties and study sessions, but these things will more than likely not be melodramatic and exciting as the movies make them out to be. Sorry to disappoint, but some things just are not real.

To prepare the students who about to embark on the intellectual, emotional and psychological experience that is known as college, here are blunders and truths from some popular movies that focus on college life.

"Legally Blonde" (2001): Although most of the movie is set during Elle's miraculous, and unrealistic, time at Harvard Law School, about 25 minutes of the movie gives a glimpse into her undergraduate career at a California school. It's completely false. I have been on most college campuses in Mississippi, and I can honestly say I have never seen a pack of blondes clad in pink jumping around. I'm even in a sorority, and I have never seen as much pink as is shown in this movie. But there are a few glimpses into what college is actually like. For example, you do have to study—for some classes. That's about it.

"The Social Network" (2010): The chances of breaking up with your significant other and creating an Internet phenomenon are slim to none. If you want to challenge that, more power to you. That is what really happens in "The Social Network," and it has pretty much worked out so far for Mark Zuckerberg. Anyway, it shows the complexity of some college friendships, even though, hopefully, yours will not end up in a lawsuit. It also shows how some people get back at their exes—please don't. Overall, the dark undertones of the college scenes do prove visually appropriate given the dim lighting of some buildings on college campuses.

"Pitch Perfect" (2012) I am sure there are a-cappella groups out there, but I have never seen one. I have also never seen a house complete with a hot tub that belongs solely to members of an a-cappella group. Anyway, this movie does somewhat capture the complex act of balancing friends, schools, work, a significant other and whatever activities you are involved in.

Hey, you never know if you will ever find yourself in an a-cappella situation. Honestly, I have experienced a re-enactment of the "Party in the U.S.A." bus scene. It happened on a bus and everything.

"The Roommate" (2011): The chances of getting a roommate who tries to kill all your friends is extremely small and, hopefully, will not happen. But if you have suspicions—like real suspicions—contact the campus police.

"Like Crazy" (2011): This movie explores the intricacies of long-distance relationships after showing the almost nauseating sweetness of some college romances. The majority of the movie focuses on life after graduation, but this gives college viewers a glimpse into what might lie ahead. Take note: Evidently you will make some great relationships in colleges, but apparently, you have to make a point to retain these relationships.

"Rudy" (1993): Most of the time the "players with heart" will not get to play. The quicker you realize this in college, the better. I'm not saying you should turn into a cynic; I'm saying be realistic.

"Stomp the Yard" (2007): In addition to the step routines, "Stomp the Yard" depicts the struggle of a new student resisting college life. Of course, some organizations are not for everyone, but it is good to meet new people and make friends.

"National Lampoon's Animal House" (1978): No, Greek life is not like this. Yes, some people drink that much beer. Although this movie is seen as the apex of college movies, it does set unrealistic expectations in some ways. For example, you might not crash a homecoming parade before you graduate. Other than that, have fun. But keep up your GPA.