Between crime talk and controversy, the news can look pretty bleak. Here are a few headlines—some wishful and some weird—that would brighten Jackson’s day:
Fondren Erects Hip-Hop Memorial Statue
Trump's Toupee Latest to Bow out of Presidential Race
Council: No to Wasting Time, Yes to Snow Cone Day
Godzilla Tears Down Old Miss. Valley Title Insurance Building
Walker, Texas Ranger Throws Hat in for Sheriff
Charter Schools Reach Critical Mass, Create Wormhole
Clinton Emails Reveal a Ton of Spam
Sagging Arrests Lead to Belt Industry Conspiracy
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